|My latest bid at subliminally corrupting the masses!|
The Ten Commandments of WritinThe Ten Commandments of WritingThe Ten Commandments of Writin by TheFanFicAuthor
1. Thou shalt not use adverbs in every constructed sentence. If thou cannot describe something, 'tis a funny little book all call the DICTIONARY.
2. Avoideth overly used clichés as one would the Black Death.
3. Thou must taketh what thou doeth know and use it in thy writing.
4. Research what thou cannot comprehend but finds interesting. (i.e. DO NOT BE LIKE STEPHENIE MEYER, I beggest of thee.)
5. Thou shalt not thyself when thou findest that thy idea is not completely original.
6. Thou shalt give into fatigue when the nymphs of Hypnos callest thee from a reverie of writing for countless hours without rest. (i.e. Gettith thy dumb ass into bed!)
7. Thou shalt not lettith thy peers, blood, and/or fans pressure thee into writing. This shalt make one rip their hair out and want to shove off.
8. Do not distress over another kindred spirits writing, for opinion is subjective of what is considered good writing.
9. Do notrepeateth DO NOTcopy anot
|Because these deviants are 100% pure awesomeness!!!|
I am an eclectic artist. If it's creative I love it. I'm always up for meeting new and interesting artists. I love trades and commissions.|
I'm also a lifelong pagan and love creating pagan themed artwork. Life is a learning experience and I enter every new adventure with the goal of learning something new, either artwise or lifewise. What will I learn from you?
Also, I'm one very happy, eccentric, nutty individual.
|This is more of a social experiment, just to see how loved I am. And because I like giving premium subscriptions. Which is what points will be used for.|
1-10 points- I'll give you a
11-20 points- I'll pimp your gallery!
21-40 points- I'll give you one free (simple) commission.
41-60 points- I'll give you one free better commission!
61-100 points-I'll actually send you a hard copy commission! (but you have to pay postage)
Anything above 100 points and you are my new hero!
Once I reach my goal, I will put every deviant's name that donated into a drawing. The winner will get a three month membership, a free piece of art by me, and major gallery pimpage!